Rhyming slang

• Adam and Eve = believe = as in "would you Adam and Eve it?"
• Almond Rocks = socks
• Apples and pears = stairs
• Aris = Aristotle = bottle & glass = arse (a two-stage rhyme) [see Plaster below]
• Artful Dodger = lodger
• Ascot Races = braces
• Aunt Joanna = piano
• Bag of fruit = suit
• Baked Bean = queen
• Baker's Dozen = cousin
• Ball and Chalk = walk
• Barnaby Rudge = judge
• Barnet = Barnet Fair = hair
• Berk or Burk = Berkshire Hunt = cunt (used as an insult, never as an anatomical reference)
• Boat = boat race = face
• Bob Hope = soap
• Boracic (freq. contracted to brassic) = boracic lint = skint (i.e. penniless)
• Bottle = bottle and glass = arse (i. e. courage; Courage also happens to be the name of a brewery)
• Brahms = Brahms and Liszt (classical composers) = pissed (i.e. drunk)
• Brass Tacks = facts
• Bread and Honey = money
• Bricks and Mortar = daughter
• Bristol = Bristol City = titty (i.e. breast)
• Brown bread = dead
• Bubble = Bubble & Squeak = Greek
• Butcher's = butcher's hook = look
• Chalfonts = Chalfont St Giles = piles (i.e. haemorrhoids)
• Chalk Farm = arm
• China = china plate = mate
• Cobblers = cobblers' awls = balls or 'bollocks' (i.e. testicles , but usually meant in the sense of 'rubbish' as in "You're talking a load of cobblers")
• Cock and Hen = ten
• Creamed = cream crackered = knackered (i.e. exhausted or beaten)
• Currant bun = sun or The Sun newspaper
• Daisies = daisy roots = boots
• Darby and Joan = moan
• Dicky = dicky dirt = shirt
• Dicky or Dickie = dickie bird = word = as in "not a dickie", or even "not a dickie bird"
• Dog = dog and bone = phone
• Duck and Dive = skive
• Ducks and Geese = F--k-in' Police
• Duke of Kent = rent
• Dukes = Duke[s] of York = fork, i.e. hand, now chiefly when balled into a fist
• Dustbin Lid = kid
• Emmas = Emma Freud (English author and columnist) = haemorrhoids
• Farmers = Farmer Giles = piles (slang for haemorrhoids )
  Flowery Dell = ( prison ) cell
• Frog = frog & toad = road
• George Raft = draught
• Ginger = ginger beer = queer
• Gregory = Gregory Peck = neck, or cheque
• Gypsy's = Gypsy's kiss = piss
• Hampsteads = Hampstead Heath = teeth
• Hampton Wick = prick (i.e. penis)
• Half-inch = pinch (i.e. steal)
• I suppose = nose
• Jack = Jack Jones = alone ("On my Jack" = "On my own")
• Jam jar = car
• Jam tart = heart
• J. Arthur = J. Arthur Rank (1930s UK flour magnate and film producer) = wank (i.e. masturbate)
• Jimmy = Jimmy Riddle (unknown person, not the character killed during the Waco siege)= piddle or widdle (urinate)
• Jugs = jugs of beer = ears
• Khyber = Khyber Pass = arse
• Kick and Prance = dance
• Lady Godiva = fiver (i.e. five- pound note)
• Lionels = Lionel Blairs (English variety performer) = flares (as in flared trousers)
• Loaf = loaf of bread = head ("use your loaf")
• Lucy Lockett = pocket
• Mickey Bliss = piss (as in "take the Mickey" = "take the piss" = satirise)
• Minces (or mincers) = mince pies = eyes
• Mutton = Mutt and Jeff = deaf = named after Mutt and Jeff , two early 20th century comic strip characters
• Nobbies = Nobby Stiles (English footballer) = piles (haemorrhoids)
• North and South = mouth
• Oily rag = fag (i.e. cigarette)
• Ones and twos = shoes
• Orchestras = orchestra stalls = balls (Orchestra stalls = part of a concert or other hall. Example = "A kick in the orchestras.") [Coincidentally, "orchi-" is also the Greek root meaning "testicle."]
• Peckham Rye = tie (i.e. necktie)
• Pen and Ink = stink
• Pigs ears = big beers (large glasses of Ale )
  Plaster = Plaster of Paris = Aris = Aristotle = bottle = bottle and glass = arse (a three-stage rhyme)
• Plates = plates of meat = feet
• Porky = pork pie = lie, e.g. "He's telling porkies!"
• Pony = pony and trap = crap (note: Cockneys also use "pony" to mean £25 - hopefully the meaning is clear from the context)
• Rabbit = rabbit and pork = talk
• Raspberry = raspberry tart = fart (as in "blowing raspberry/ies" = making rasping noises with your mouth)
• Richard = Richard the Third = turd (lump of faeces)
• Richard = Dicky Bird = bird (slang for girl) but also Dicky Bird = word
• Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea e.g. "Have a cup of Rosie"
• Round the houses = trousers
• Rub-a-dub-dub = pub = public house
• Ruby = Ruby Murray (popular singer in the 1950s born in Belfast ) = curry
• Salmon and Trout = snout
• Scarper = Scapa Flow = go (as in "run for it!")
• Septic = septic tank = Yank (slang for an American)
• Sexton Blake = cake
• Sherbet Dab = (taxi) cab
• Skin = skin and blister = sister
• Sky = sky rocket = pocket
• sweaty = sweaty sock = jock = Scottish person
• Syrup / sirrup = syrup of figs = wig(s)
• Tea leaf = thief
• The Sweeney = Sweeney Todd =Flying Squad , a special division of the Metropolitan Police ; used as the title of TV series The Sweeney
• Taters = Potatoes in the mould = cold
• Titfer = tit for tat = hat
• Tod = Tod Sloane = own (as in "on your tod", meaning "alone")
• Tom and Dick = sick
• Tomfoolery = jewellery
• Treacle = treacle tart = sweetheart
• Trouble = trouble and strife = wife
• Vera = Vera Lynn (famous British wartime singer)= 'skin' or cigarette paper, eg, "got any Veras?", or chin, or gin
• Whistle = whistle and flute = suit = as in "a nice whistle"